MyLaffs Joke #46
SHORT JOKES
What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
- They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
- Because they won't stop to ask directions.
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex?
- "Are you done?"
What are the three words women hate to hear during sex?
- "Honey, I'm home!"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
- 45 pounds.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
- 45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
- Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
- $3.99 a minute.
What is the definition of "making love"?
- Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?
- Married.
