MyLaffs Joke #624

 One snowy Saturday, Jerry was having a coffee with his friend Matt, a city bus driver.
"What's new at transit, Matt?"
"I got a commendation the other day."
"Congratulations. What did you do?", Jerry asked.
"Well, Tuesday, just after the start of my first run of the day, a drunk got on the bus and fell asleep. After watching people avoid the seats near the drunk for one and a half loops of my run, I finally took the man and dragged him off the bus and threw him into a snowbank."
Jerry was shocked. "You got a commendation for throwing a poor drunk off the bus and into a snowbank?"
"No, no," Matt replied. "On my next run I noticed the drunk was still lying in the snow so I dragged him back into the warmth of the bus. Someone saw me do that and phoned it in." 
