MyLaffs Joke #636
TOP TEN REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1: A dog does not shop.
2: The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
3: A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
4: A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
5: A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
6: A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
7: A dog never expects you to telephone.
8: A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
9: A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
10: A dog's parents will never visit you.
