MyLaffs Joke #732
QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Q: How do you say 'constipated' in German?
A: Farfrumpoopen.
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Q: What is a cannibal's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One - men will screw anything.
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Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Q: Why does beer run through you so quick?
A: Because it doesn't have to stop to change color.
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Q: What's "68"??
A: You do me and I owe you one...
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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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Q: What's a Redneck's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
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Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in (1) Arkansas and in (2) Kentucky?
A: (1) A documentary. (2) "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
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Q: Why do most men prefer women with big tits and tight twats?
A: Cuz most men have big mouths and small cocks.
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Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
A: The man.
