MyLaffs Joke #818
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Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".
Barney sucks.
Life is too short. Don't be a dick.
Forget Subtlety... FUCK YOU!
Most of the time I swallow, but for ass hole's like you, I spit...
Fuck the dog watch out for the owner.
If it's tourist season, Then why can't we hunt them.
Work Harder. People on Welfare Depend on You.
Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch.
Happiness is lipstick on my dipstick!
A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the bad one.
I just want revenge. Is that so bad?
I'm smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!
