MyLaffs Joke #1111
A black chap was brought to court for beating up his wife.
The Judge gave it to him plenty, finishing up with "Mose, if your wife brings you into court again for beating her up, I'll send you to jail for years."
Mose promised to behave. A few weeks later she hauled him before the Judge again. "What did I tell you?" cried the now angered jurist.
"Lemme explain," began Mose. "We was settin' peaceful-like on the porch. Then she turned to me and said, 'Mose, you is behaving because you is afraid of that no-good, cockeyed Judge.' Well, Your Honor, when she said that about you, I just hauled off and busted her in the mouth."
