MyLaffs Joke #1766
A young couple decided to tie the knot and went to the doctor for physical exams. Afterward the doctor calls the young man into his office and told him he had some good news and some bad news.
"The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has a particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."
The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news!?"
"Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about it just last week from my dog's vet."
