Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
1) A Christmas tree is always erect.
2) Even small ones give satisfaction.
3) A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4) It looks good - even with the lights on.
5) A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6) A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7) You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past it's sell by date.
8) You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
