MyLaffs Joke #2236
Little Johnny was not a bright boy at school, but he tried his hardest.
Everyday his Teacher would write a word on the blackboard and ask for a student to put the word into a sentence.
One day, the Teacher wrote a word on the blackboard - 'Beautiful'.
Little Johnny was, as usual the first to put up his hand.
However the teacher, not wanting to embarrass Johnny, asked Elizabeth to make a sentence.
Elizabeth replied, "I saw a flower on the way to school this morning and it was very beautiful."
The next day the Teacher wrote a word up on the Blackboard - Contagious.
Little Johnny put his hand up first, as usual, but no-one else did.
The Teacher had to let Johnny make up a sentence, but told Johnny not to worry if he got it wrong as it was a hard word.
Little Johnny said, "No Miss, I got it. I was walking to school today when I saw a gravel truck come down the road. It went round the corner to fast and the sideboard fell open. Took the 'cunt ages' to put all the gravel back on.
