MyLaffs Joke #2309

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q: How do you define confusion?
A: Father's Day in Harlem
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Q: How do you define utter confusion?
A: A blind lesbian in a fish market.
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Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is REALLY horny?
A: When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse!
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Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
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Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!
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Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don't like their brains being screwed with.
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Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.
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Q: What do you call it when a busload of lawyers careens into the Grand Canyon with all but one seat occupied??
A: A crying shame because the empty seat could have held another lawyer.
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Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A: A hookers stop's screwing you when you are dead.
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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why do you want to know you male chauvinist pig oppressor bastard?
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they only promise to change it.