MyLaffs Joke #2315

IS NOTHING SACRED!

Q: Why do they call camels "Ships of the desert?"
A: Because they are filled with Arab semen.
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Q: Why don't they circumcise Arabs?
A: Because there is no end to those pricks!
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Q: Why do Arabs always wear heavy beards?
A: So sodomized camels can't identify them in police line-ups.
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Q: What is the difference between an Arab and an camel?
A: One is smelly, covered with thick matted hair, and spits tobacco. The other has four legs.
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Q: Why don't Arab women breast feed?
A: Their camels don't like milk.
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
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Q: What are the first words an Arab baby says?
A: "This is a hi-jacking!"
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Q: What is long and hard on an Arab?
A: Third grade.
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Q: Why do flies have wings?
A: To beat the Arabs to fresh meals.
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Q: Why do Arab men keep their women covered in veils?
A: So they won't stampede their camels.
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Q: How do you drive an Arab crazy?
A: Put a chastity belt on his camel.
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Q: Why did they stop circumcising Arabs?
A: They discovered that they were throwing away the best part.
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Q: What do Arab doctors do with afterbirth?
A: Put a white sheet on it, and call it Abduhl.
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Q: What is a virgin?
A: A camel that can outrun Arabs.
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Q: Why do camels go so long without drinking water?
A: They don't want to drink from the same oasis as Arabs.
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Q: What do you call an Arab whore house?
A: Camel-lot.
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Q: What is the difference between an Arab and a fart?
A: Farts only smell for a little while.
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Q: What did the horny Arab say to his friend?
A: I'd walk a mile for a camel.