MyLaffs Joke #2324

The daughter of a rich man is kidnapped. A few days go by before the kidnappers telephone the man and ask for the ransom.

"Two million dollars?" exclaims the man, "it will take me a few days. But first I wish to speak to my daughter."

The daughter is handed the phone and she speaks to her father quite calmly: "Daddy, I'm OK."

"Are those dogs treating you well?" the father asks.

"Yes daddy I'm fine" she says as one of the kidnappers takes the phone from her.

"Two million dollars...in cash...in small unmarked bills...no cops...no publicity...you have three days" says the kidnapper as he hangs-up.

The man starts immediately by getting the cash he has in his safe, and going to the bank to withdraw money he has in an emergency account. However, most of his money is invested in managed trust funds, which require one week's notice for withdrawals. The total amount of cash is only half a million. Not wanting to contact the police in fear of his daughter's life, he thinks about calling his rich friends, but they are all on holidays and unreachable.

He spends the next few days figuring-out what to do. The big day comes. The telephone rings. He picks it up and it's the kidnapper.

"Let me talk to my daughter" demands the man.

"Hello daddy!?"

"Yes my princess. Are you OK?"

"Daddy, I'm fine."

"Princess, I have some bad news. I wasn't able to get all of the ransom money. I will try and convince them to take the 500,000 I have now, while I cash-in my managed funds. I hope they don't harm you because of this." explains the father.

"Daddy, don't worry. I worked out a deal with them. Each time I fulfil their sexual desires, they will rebate you $1000" says the daughter.

"OH MY GOD! NO, NO, MY PRINCESS." cries the father.

"Daddy don't worry, they owe us $14,000 already."